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WHAT'S HIGH SCHOOL WITHOUT GRADUATION?

In November 2001, I pulled together various e-mail discussions I'd had with the BBC over their treatment of ROSWELL over the previous nine months or so. The resulting tale of lies, fobbing off and general poor decision-making was published by TRANSDIFFUSION as ROSWELL MYSTERY, and later in a slightly revised form as LIES, DAMNED LIES AND THE BBC here on The Crash Festival.

Seven months on, and with ROSWELL's third season just beginning on Sky One, it seems a good time to bring the story up to date.

That original article didn't start off as being solely about ROSWELL. My original intention had been to demonstrate how television companies are happy to fob off viewers with stock replies, half-truths and, on occasions, outright lies. As it turned out, ROSWELL not only provided examples of all three, but also showed another fault in broadcasters today - "we're right, the viewer is wrong, so we'll carry on regardless."

Of course, many fans of television series - particularly science-fiction/fantasy ones - believe that they know better than the broadcaster, and it's always important to remember that we're not the only ones watching.

However, sometimes fans are right. When news of Channel 4's purchase of ANGEL first broke, fans begged them to give the series a post-watershed slot. But they didn't listen, and the result was a slapped wrist from the ITC for screening unsuitable material in an early evening slot, complaints from viewers objecting to what was left in (it was still too adult) and what was left out (episodes were butchered to such as extent that they didn't make sense), a feature on RIGHT 2 REPLY within 3 weeks of the series' terrestrial debut and ratings that started badly and got worse.

All of those are supported by hard facts, but other issues are less clear-cut. BUFFY fans might complain about Sky One's trailer for THE GIFT, which included a whopping great close-up of the title character's gravestone. But the ratings for that episode were the series' highest to date, so although the fans might not have liked it, the trailer did its job. (Although that's not to say that the same effect couldn't have been achieved by playing up the fact that one of the leads wouldn't make it to the closing credits, rather than telling us which one bit the dust.)

Perhaps the most depressing thing about the whole BBC Two ROSWELL affair is that some of us did try to warn the BBC beforehand. Okay, so we'll never know if we were right, but the BBC clearly thought that it was right, and we all know the result - a series with clear potential (season one finished with ratings of over 2 million) to be a strong addition to BBC Two's 6-7.30pm programming block was thrown away.


Miss the first couple of episodes of season 2 and you'd be wondering who the hell this "babe" was

In the original article, I highlighted the series ratings and there's no denying that those for the start of "season 2" (i.e., the run that began with DESTINY) were appalling. But what did the BBC expect? Many fans have commented that the series' return wasn't particularly well promoted, and with a series such as ROSWELL, many viewers who missed the first couple of episodes of the run will have been totally confused. How did Max escape at the end of THE WHITE ROOM (the BBC's "season 1" finale)? What happened to Nasedo? Who was the congresswoman Liz was working for, and what about that new waitress at the Crashdown?

One of my main criticisms last November was the BBC's insistence of sticking with the ROSWELL HIGH title. At the time, I felt that this was clearly pigeonholing the series as a series for teenagers, but it could have been storing up problems for the longer term. After all, the series was still in production, and with the move away from the high school setting continuing in season 3, the BBC could have been faced with a name change at some stage anyway.

That started to become less of an issue as the series' ratings in the US wilted in the face of some of the heaviest competition in years. The four main networks all had successful series up against ROSWELL, with its former network The WB, putting freshman hit SMALLVILLEup against Max, Liz and co.

Executive producer Jason Katims was always quick to praise new network UPN's support of the show, but in the end this wasn't enough.. Fans might have been able to save the series after its first season on The WB, and to help persuade UPN to pick it up after the end of its second, but the nature of US TV meant that, ultimately, the series' poor ratings meant that even a supportive network couldn't save the series from cancellation. However, at least the network did the decent thing in cancelling the series before it finished production, allowing it to have a degree of closure.

Unfortunately here in the UK, it seems that that closure will go unseen by the majority of ROSWELL viewers. Sky One might have started running season three in the first week of June, but the BBC has announced that it won't be buying the season at all.

To add insult to injury, it can't even get its story right here either. BBC Information told me that the series was "too expensive", while BBCi have claimed that there weren't any suitable timeslots. Even more bizarrely, but perhaps rather less trustworthy, a "quote" in WHAT'S ON TV seemed to imply that there wasn't a third season anyway!

However, ultimately, it's almost certainly the series' poor ratings that are to blame. Had these been higher, the BBC wouldn't have been paying such a high price per viewer, while a suitable timeslot (which Sunday lunchtime clearly wasn't, hence the cuts inflicted upon episodes such as A ROSWELL CHRISTMAS CAROL) would undoubtedly have been found had the ratings remained at their season 1 level.

Yet, ironically, it's just possible that the BBC could still hold ROSWELL's fate in its hands, unless it's willing to sell on any unused rights to seasons 1 and 2 that it still has. After all, it only has itself to blame for the ratings disaster that was season 2, but why should the fans be the ones who lose out?

When it first started showing ROSWELL, episodes were repeated on Saturday afternoons, which tends to imply that the BBC still has unused rights to the first two seasons.

If it does then hanging onto them is doing no one any favours. Having screwed up the series the first time around, the BBC can do little more than burn off any unused rights in dead slots, but the lack of access to seasons 1 and 2 might put off a potential buyer of season 3 - three seasons of ROSWELL mean 61 episodes, season three means just 18.

If the series was still in production, this might not be the end of the world. Another broadcaster might see something in the series that would justify them picking it up in the same way that UPN did.

But the problem that ROSWELL now faces in the UK is that it is effectively an 18-part series, which doesn't make it particularly attractive to a potential buyer. Even worse, it comes with baggage - despite BUSTED featuring a recap of what's gone before, it is still the first episode of season three, and the series will have been perceived as a "failure" on BBC Two, even if that's largely the BBC's own fault.

Of the five terrestrial channels, BBC One and ITV1 can be ruled out immediately - if BUFFY can't make it off a minority channel despite all the publicity it gets, then ROSWELL hasn't got a hope. BBC Two, as we already know, aren't interested in buying it anyway.

That leaves Channels 4 and 5 as the only possible saviours, and the latter seems the best bet. Channel 4 got their fingers burned over ANGEL and they've already got plenty of likely candidates for the 6-7pm weekday slot - SMALLVILLE's there already, ENTERPRISE might well follow and in a couple of years they've got THE SIMPSONS. Since they've massively overpaid for that one, guaranteed winners (especially ones that don't cost the earth) are probably all it's looking for when it comes to that particular slot.

However, although Channel 5 isn't perfect - not least because of its less than 100% coverage - it's probably the series' best bet at this stage. Not only has it already shown that it's not afraid to pick up series from other channels (e.g. HOME & AWAY), but even with 1 million viewers, ROSWELL would still be a reasonable hit on Channel 5.

With season 3 just starting on Sky One, any terrestrial broadcast of season 3 is clearly some months off, but this does give fans a chance to mobilise forces and try to persuade a broadcaster to give ROSWELL a new home.


Katherine Heigl opens the post

A repeat of the Tabasco sauce campaign that saved the series in the US has been suggested, but after the anthrax scares that hit the US following 11 September, any broadcaster might be wary of receiving unexpected packages, however benign them might be. It might sound boring, but writing and e-mailing Channel 5 would probably be a much better way of getting them onside and interested in buying the series.

Of course, Channel 5 has no obligation to pick up the series, and quite possibly it's not interested anyway, but suggesting they buy season 3 is at least worth a try. After all, terrestrial viewers followed these characters for two years of high school, but what's high school without graduation? BACK TO THE TOP