Self-Righteous
Brothers Frank (left) and George (right) turn their unique brand of philosophizing
to the worlds of Buffy and Angel...
On television witchcraft:
Frank: In the world of
television witches, there are only three names - Spellman, Halliwell and
Rosenberg.
George: Oh, Rosenberg
reigns supreme.
Frank: She does, and
she'd be welcome to come round my gaff and entertain the kiddies anytime.
George: Be a nice treat
for your youngest, eh Frank?
Frank: It would.
But if she came round with her girlfriend, and they started kissing in my
front room, rubbing their naked bodies all over with oil...
George: Oh no, no, no...
Frank: ...I should say,
"Oi, Rosenberg, no! I expected a magic show, not a peepshow,
now pick up your clothes and get out, you stupid ginger BITCH!
George: Quite right too,
Frank.
On reading material:
George: I admire the Buffy
magazine.
Frank: George, sometimes
you are a TIT!
On celebrities and the
parts they play:
Frank: That's the trouble
with these celebrities. They play a part on film or television, and
they think it gives them the right to act that way in real life. I
mean, I admire Gellar.
George: Oh, Gellar's the
ideal combination of actress and stick insect.
Frank: She is. And
she'd be welcome to come round my place any time.
George: Expect she'd like
that, eh Frank? Bit of fatherly advice from someone such as
yourself.
Frank: Indeed. But
if she came round at two in the morning...
George: Oh no, no, no,
no...
Frank: ... ripped up my
fence and started sharpening the posts into stakes, I should say, "Oi,
Gellar, no! I admire your on-screen chemistry with Blucas, but this
is Sunnyglade Close, not Sunnydale, kindly make good your vandalism
and clear off back to America, you stupid snub-nosed BITCH!"
George: And you'd have
right on your side.
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